Lake Cisco and The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

June. The kind of Texas heat that makes you question every life choice—except renting a cabin on Lake Cisco with its own floating dock. That part? Zero regrets.

Bret (@13.13.photography) and Denise (@woman_of_miscellany) spent two evenings posted up on that dock, rods in hand, cold drinks never far away. Carp were the main players, cruising in like golden torpedoes. A few took the bait, bent the rods, and ended up in hand—Denise in one swimsuit, then another, proving you can look effortlessly cool while wrangling a common carp (Cyprinus carpio) in 90-degree humidity.

Between the carp, Denise added a bluegill (Lepomis macrochirus) to the tally—because who doesn’t love a sunfish? Meanwhile, Bret worked the dock like a man on a mission, pulling in carp of his own and probably thinking about the next morning’s assault on Cisco’s other famous water feature.

Yes. The World’s Largest Swimming Pool. Or at least the ruins of it. Once the crown jewel of Cisco, now a sprawling relic with enough water left to tempt carp and bass alike. Bret fished it for the carp ladder—because if there’s a bizarre urban water feature with fish in it, he’s going to find a way to make it a thing. A few carp fell for his efforts. A few largemouth bass (Micropterus salmoides) did too, because why not?

The rest of their time in Cisco was spent like pros: exploring the small town’s quirks, grabbing beers at the local brewery, and turning out epic meals back at the cabin—because nothing pairs with golden hour dock fishing like a skillet full of something sizzling.

Two evenings. One morning. Carp, bass, sunfish, cold beer, and a slice of Texas history crumbling back into nature. Classic IFITSWIMS.

For more tales of bizarre waters, beautiful fish, and fishing trips fueled by local brews, hit up the IFITSWIMS podcast.

PODCAST Episode 17 – I think I Can Run On Water

Episode 17:

This month Bret, and Dave discuss latest trips, some fishing news, and discussion of the carp ladder’s leaderboard and a release of 4 more baits.

ratfish rule! 



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2 days of Fishing Under Restaurants for the Carp Ladder

Bret and Juston spent an afternoon fishing the carp ladder at a restaurant where the chum is provided by the guests.

While no carp were caught, Bret caught a couple channel catfish, and Justin went wild on the sunfish. Justin also caught a freshwater drum on a rattle trap while waiting for that carp bite that never came.

Bret returned the next day to try again, and caught another channel catfish.

PODCAST Episode 16 – That Was My Nickname In College

Episode 16:

This month Bret, Justin and Dave discuss latest trips, some fishing news, and discussion of the carp ladder’s leaderboard and a release of 4 more baits.

instagram account of ‘megamind’ fish



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ifitswims.com
http://ifitswims.com/

the link to the carp ladder is under contests on our webpage.

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@if_it_swims
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and email carpladder@ifitswims.com to enter

Bret and Justin Fish the Carp Ladder at Lake Grapevine

Bret and Justin hit Lake Grapevine on a mission: add rungs, claim glory, and maybe land something weird in the process.

What actually happened?

  • Bret brought the KastKing baitfeeder setup, same as always
  • Rigged up with parmesan cheese on a hair rig (yes, really—yes, intentionally)
  • And proceeded to fail gloriously, catching two channel catfish (Ictalurus punctatus) instead of carp.
    (Still counts as fishing. Definitely not progress.)

Meanwhile, Justin hooked into two smallmouth buffalo (Ictiobus bubalus)—both just shy of what he needed to hit Rung 1 on the Carp Ladder. Close, but buffalo don’t give out easy wins.

No new rungs. No new glory. But plenty of bait shame and lessons learned.

Because that’s how it goes when you chase carp in public lakes with cheese products and hope. One day you’re climbing. The next, you’re explaining to a stranger why your tackle smells like an Italian deli.

The Carp Ladder doesn’t hand out victories.
You earn them—with stubbornness, sunburn, and the occasional dairy-based disaster.

Denise and Bret Fish the Carp Ladder

In a public pond somewhere in Carrollton, TX, under the unrelenting honk of way too many ducks and geeseBret and Denise took a swing at the only climbing system that matters:
The Carp Ladder.

Armed with spinning rods and 3000 series KastKing baitfeeder reels, they slung bait into water so bird-slick it practically quacked. Denise kept it old-school and effective—corn for Rung 1bread for Rung 2—and stuck two common carp (Cyprinus carpio) like it was a backyard clinic.

Bret landed his two as well (rungs logged, fish confirmed, style intact), then added bonus bycatch to the mix:

  • channel catfish so small it looked like it swam out of a bait tank
  • And a black bullhead (Ameiurus melas) with a gut so full of chum it probably shouldn’t have floated

It was hot, in that classic April-in-Texas kind of way—baking sun, but not full hellfire yet. A good day to sling bait and sweat while geese yell at you for trespassing on their suburban sludge kingdom.

They wrapped it up the only way you should after a day spent chucking bait in bird water:
cold beers at 3 Nations Brewing.
Because if your hands don’t smell like chum and your face doesn’t feel a little sunburnt, did you even go fishing?

PODCAST Episode 15 – I definitely made a backcast in front of an 18 wheeler that I should not have

Episode 15:

This month Bret, Justin and Dave discuss latest trips, and the “Carp Ladder”  contest with the release of the second set of 4 baits.

We have an interview with Clay from the Fish Nerds Podcast



we can be found at 
ifitswims.com
http://ifitswims.com/

the link to the carp ladder is under contests on our webpage.

and on instagram:
@if_it_swims
https://www.instagram.com/if_it_swims/

the fish nerds podcast is at http://fishnerds.com

all feedback can be directed to feedback@ifitswims.com\

and email carpladder@ifitswims.com to enter

4 Days in South Florida – Day 3: Dave and Bret

Day 4 was supposed to be the boat day.
Peacock bass. Clown knife fish. Urban jungle style.

But plans, like health, are fragile out here.

Luke started feeling rough the night before—legit sick. Not “too much sun” sick. Not “bad burrito” sick. The real deal. He looked like a guy who had lost a bar fight with a mosquito cloud. So he stayed back at the hotel, sleeping it off and sweating through the AC while Bret and Dave jumped on a guide boat with Captain Matthew Cavalieri of Matt’s Fishing Adventures.

Fishing canals connected to Lake Ida, they worked live shad along shorelines using the captain’s spinning setups—simple, clean, fishy.

Dave struck first with a pair of peacock bass and a surprise hybrid striped bass (Morone saxatilis × chrysops). Both Bret and Dave added more Florida bass to the running tally.

We also left Captain Matt with a few IFITSWIMS stickers—because if you’re guiding in Florida and your cooler doesn’t have a fish podcast logo slapped on it, are you even doing it right?

Post-trip, they refueled with tacos—because you don’t catch exotics in 90° canal water without following it up with salsa and regret—and then moved into full snakehead mode.

Back on their own spinning gear, Dave was throwing a topwater toad, Bret a frog, and they spent the rest of the afternoon prowling roadside ditches for that one angry bite. They got blow-ups, but no hookups—just the promise of violence and the splashes to prove it. Pure snakehead energy.

And then, just like that, the trip evaporated into airports and airplane seats.
Too much gear. Not enough sleep. Full phone memory. Gator dreams.

If Day 4 had a mood, it was “tired but not done.”

4 Days in South Florida – Day 3: Luke, Dave and Bret

Day 3 was supposed to be a full-on Tamiami Trail assault… never mind that we already fished part of it yesterday.
But that’s how these trips go. Plans are vague. Ditches are endless. Fish don’t care what day it is.

We kicked things off early with a pile of Florida bass (Micropterus floridanus) at the first stop—finally, some commitment. Tarpon were rolling in the background, as casually as you like, but wouldn’t touch a thing. The kind of rejection you just have to nod at. Respect.

Bret landed a couple more Florida gar (Lepisosteus platyrhincus) that morning, while Mayan cichlidsOscars, and Jaguar cichlids stacked up further down the Trail as the ditch narrowed to little more than a soggy gutter. Didn’t matter. The fish were there.

It was weird and excellent.

Somewhere in that stretch, Bret and Dave ran into the world’s two smallest snook—a blink-and-you-miss-it moment that still counts. And on the way back east, Dave decided it was time to check a box: Florida gar on the fly.

He posted up on the roadside, traffic blasting by a few feet away, and started slinging casts into the ditch while cars did 80 behind him. At one point, he made a backcast directly in front of an 18-wheeler.

“I made a backcast in front of an 18-wheeler that I should not have.”
– Dave, later, on the podcast
(Somehow this isn’t even close to the sketchiest thing we’ve seen out here.)

But the plan worked.

Dave stuck a lump of a Florida gar—legit size, legit eat.
Before the gar, he landed  Mayan cichlidsJaguar cichlids, and Oscars (Astronotus ocellatus) on the fly. The full tropical medley, all within spitting distance of passing semis and gator-filled culverts.

Meanwhile, Luke got his first Florida gar on spinning gear—a rite of passage for any roadside ditch junkie.

No new weather, no new soundtrack. Just more sun, more gators, and more fish that shouldn’t be in the same body of water but are.

Long day. Cool fish. Perfect Florida.