4 Days on the Texas Coast – Day 1 Gary, Bret and Dave

The morning started slow—in the best way possible.
Coffee brewing, wind howling, Gary’s rooftop tent catching the first soft light of a coastal sunrise. It was all sand, caffeine, and early chatter while rods leaned idle and cast nets dripped beside camp chairs.

Everyone was in place now: Bret, Gary, and Dave.
Three anglers, a full stretch of Texas beach just shy of the Louisiana line, and an ugly shoreline still half-recovering from whatever storm last swept the sand off.

As the sun started climbing, Bret put the drone to work, flying baits past the breakers—way easier than casting, especially with the wind blowing your hat off every ten minutes. The bait menu was simple: whatever could be caught on-site. Finger mullet, pinfish, shrimp, all netted from the same muddy shallows they were fishing into.

And the fish showed up.

It wasn’t anything huge, but it was steady:

  • Sandbar sharks (Carcharhinus plumbeus)
  • Blacktips (Carcharhinus limbatus)
  • Atlantic sharpnose (Rhizoprionodon terraenovae)
  • A couple Redfish
  • And the always-unwelcome gafftopsail catfish (Bagre marinus)

The sharks were all small, but active enough to keep the rods bent and the sand stuck in your boots. Same gear as Day 0: long surf spinning rods, big baitrunner setups in the mix, and one oversized pit reel that would get its real workout the following day.

Bret made fajitas for dinner. They were exactly what you want after a day spent fighting wind and sharks the size of your leg. The beach lit up orange as the sun dropped and the wind didn’t.

And in between bites and fish, the crew spent an unreasonable amount of time pulling other people out of the sand.
Four cars and trucks pulled that day alone.
A few of them were front-wheel-drive Hondas—which says everything you need to know about coastal decision-making under the influence of optimism and 2WD.

The fish weren’t big. The beach was still ugly. But camp was dialed, the rods stayed busy, and the rescue tally was already climbing.

4 Days on the Texas Coast – Day 0 – Bret

The trip started near Sabine Pass, on a lonely, windswept stretch of sand just yards from the Texas–Louisiana border. Bret got there first—solo—and set up camp to hold the line for Gary and Dave, who’d be rolling in later.

The drive down was smooth. Camp went up, rods went out, and a sandwich was made. There’s something about setting up alone on a coast that still feels like it’s trying to shake off the last hurricane—quiet, gritty, and full of wind.

And the beach? A wreck.
At some point in the last year, a storm had ripped through and washed all the sand away, leaving behind a strange, sticky mix of mud and clayUgly, uneven, and soft in all the wrong places. The kind of surface that looks driveable until it isn’t.

Which is probably what happened when the first pickup rolled up and asked for help. A 2WD, predictably sunk. Bret already had his rooftop tent deployed and didn’t want to break camp, but he had traction boards on the Tundra—not his first time watching the coast eat a vehicle. He lined them up and helped get the truck back to safety.

It wouldn’t be the last stuck vehicle that week. Not by a long shot.

Once the sun dropped, things for real quiet.
Using a rod rigged for shark, and bait flown out by drone, Bret landed a bull red (Sciaenops ocellatus) just after sunset. Not a small one, either. Full shoulders. Solid fight.

He was completely alone out there.
No other camps. No other anglers.
Just sand in his face, a bull red in the sand, and the Milky Way hanging faint over the Gulf.

Sometime well after dark, Gary’s headlights showed up on the horizon.
Camp got a little louder. Day 0 was done.

The real fishing hadn’t even started yet.

PODCAST – Episode 20 – Wait, We’re Fishing With Rocks?

his month on the IFITSWIMS podcast, Bret and Dave are back to trade lies, swap bait, and dig into the wet mess of recent trips and stranger-than-fiction fish news. We’re talking:

– Orange sharks. Seriously.
– Fish raining from the freakin’ sky.
– The Carp Ladder leaderboard’s heating up.
– Four new baits dropped like hot mixtapes.
– Carp fishing in the world’s largest swimming pool.
– Bass fishing before breakfast.
– Meth? Yup. Meth.
– Freshwater drum on the dinner table.

If that doesn’t hook you, maybe the sound of Bret’s “fun-fact voice” or Dave’s existential dread will.

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PODCAST Episode 19 – For Justin

This one hurts.

In this short, heavy episode, Bret and Dave share the heartbreaking news of Justin’s passing. No jokes. No fish tales. Just grief, love, and some  thoughts about what comes next for IFITSWIMS.

We’re still in it—still reeling. But we’re here.

If you take one thing from this episode: Call your fishing buddies. Make the trip. Land the damn fish. You never know when the last cast is coming.

For Justin

We’re gutted. No clever words, no punk rock defiance,….. just plain, unvarnished heartbreak.

On July 16th, our friend, our brother, our fellow fish-chaser Justin left us. He fought hard, like he always did, and when it was time, he was surrounded by family and love.

Because we are who we are, chaotic, fish-obsessed, and unwilling to let a good photo go to waste, we’re posting the last shot we have of Justin doing what he loved: catching fish, laughing with friends, existing in the strange, beautiful margins where life and water meet.

Here he is, holding a freshwater drum (Aplodinotus grunniens) caught on a rattle-trap. Classic Justin move……. taking the overlooked, the underdog of the fish world, and holding it like it was a trophy. That’s who he was. He saw beauty in every scale, every oddball species, every weird little corner of this planet.

Justin wasn’t just a part of IFITSWIMS. He was its heart. The guy who could shift from talking prog metal and vintage tackle to debating conservation policy without missing a beat. The guy who could make you laugh until your ribs hurt and then say something so profound it stopped you in your tracks.

We’ll miss him at the water’s edge. We’ll miss his voice on the podcast. We’ll miss his laugh in our group texts. But more than anything, we’ll miss the way he made this messy little community feel like home.

Rest easy, Justin. Wherever you are, may the bite be endless and the hooks always set clean.

Bret and Denise fishing the Red River (Texoma Tailrace) in July

July in Texas doesn’t pull punches. Even in the early hours, the air clings to your skin like plastic wrap, and the sun threatens to fry anything that dares linger. So Bret (@13.13.photography) and Denise (@woman_of_miscellany) did the only logical thing: got there early, fished hard, and planned to be on the road before the asphalt started melting shoes.

Below Denison Dam, the Red River tailrace churned like an industrial washing machine on overdrive. Bret and Denise worked the banks, picking their shots while the water surged past. The stripers were there—stacked and scrappy, bending rods and testing drags until they finally hit the cooler.

It wasn’t just stripers. Denise tangled with a freshwater drum (Aplodinotus grunniens) that thumped like a washing machine full of bricks. There was also the shad—a maybe accidental hookup, but hey, that hook is mouth-ish..

By the time they called it, the cooler was full and the sun was climbing fast. A quick stop for breakfast on the way home sealed the deal—coffee, eggs, and the satisfaction of having beaten the heat and the fish. Later, those stripers would hit the grill, their fillets sizzling as the river day turned into a dinner worth remembering.

This is Texoma tailrace fishing. Raw, loud, hot, and absolutely worth it.

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PODCAST Episode 18 Dave Grohl, as in Dave Grohl?

This month, Bret and Dave chew through their latest fishing escapades, toss around some strange news from the waters, and stir up the Carp Ladder leaderboard with a fresh dump of four more baits. Yes—FOUR. Things are getting fishy and competitive.

Also, it’s raining fish. Literally. Maybe.

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Lake Cisco and The Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

June. The kind of Texas heat that makes you question every life choice—except renting a cabin on Lake Cisco with its own floating dock. That part? Zero regrets.

Bret (@13.13.photography) and Denise (@woman_of_miscellany) spent two evenings posted up on that dock, rods in hand, cold drinks never far away. Carp were the main players, cruising in like golden torpedoes. A few took the bait, bent the rods, and ended up in hand—Denise in one swimsuit, then another, proving you can look effortlessly cool while wrangling a common carp (Cyprinus carpio) in 90-degree humidity.

Between the carp, Denise added a bluegill (Lepomis macrochirus) to the tally—because who doesn’t love a sunfish? Meanwhile, Bret worked the dock like a man on a mission, pulling in carp of his own and probably thinking about the next morning’s assault on Cisco’s other famous water feature.

Yes. The World’s Largest Swimming Pool. Or at least the ruins of it. Once the crown jewel of Cisco, now a sprawling relic with enough water left to tempt carp and bass alike. Bret fished it for the carp ladder—because if there’s a bizarre urban water feature with fish in it, he’s going to find a way to make it a thing. A few carp fell for his efforts. A few largemouth bass (Micropterus salmoides) did too, because why not?

The rest of their time in Cisco was spent like pros: exploring the small town’s quirks, grabbing beers at the local brewery, and turning out epic meals back at the cabin—because nothing pairs with golden hour dock fishing like a skillet full of something sizzling.

Two evenings. One morning. Carp, bass, sunfish, cold beer, and a slice of Texas history crumbling back into nature. Classic IFITSWIMS.

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PODCAST Episode 17 – I think I Can Run On Water

Episode 17:

This month Bret, and Dave discuss latest trips, some fishing news, and discussion of the carp ladder’s leaderboard and a release of 4 more baits.

ratfish rule! 



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2 days of Fishing Under Restaurants for the Carp Ladder

Bret and Juston spent an afternoon fishing the carp ladder at a restaurant where the chum is provided by the guests.

While no carp were caught, Bret caught a couple channel catfish, and Justin went wild on the sunfish. Justin also caught a freshwater drum on a rattle trap while waiting for that carp bite that never came.

Bret returned the next day to try again, and caught another channel catfish.